A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Anonymous asked: So that white American doctor who got cured of Ebola with some sci-fi medicine said he was alive thanks to God and that he was going to pray for all the people dying of Ebola in Africa. Except he's actually alive thanks to medicine, and praying for the Ebola victims in Africa isn't going to do shit. Giving them that fresh new medicine would.
Every time people thank god for their random fortune or unearned privilege, do they ever think about what this actually says about their god? Like, yo asshole, how about fuck you for killing all these innocent people and double fuck you if the reason is “they weren’t praying hard enough.”